Star F*ckers

April 30, 2007 - 10:42 am 11 Comments

According to Clay Robison, 58 Texas Republican lawmakers are supporting Fred Thompson (R-Law & Order) for president. This is awkward. Is anyone going to tell them that he isn’t in the race?

Both Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson and Rep. Robert Talton have been promoting a Thompson candidacy while securing the signatures of Republicans to encourage Thompson to get in the race. But who are they really supporting? Fred Thompson or… District Attorney Arthur Branch?

Dunh Dunh.

Guess who’s one of the Senate supporters? Crazytown’s Sen. Dan Patrick. “I think he is the only true conservative in the race,” Patrick said, forgetting that one little detail that Thompson is not actually running.

Sen. Jeff Wentworth and Rep. Joe Straus are supporting Rudy Giuliani, and a group of Republicans are supporting Sen. John Barbara Ann McCain. Meanwhile, around 20 to 25 Hispanic Democrats have announced their support for… Gov. Bill Richardson. REALLY?! Were you watching the same debate that I was? Gov. Richardson was planning a fundraiser in Austin but he was detained in Farmers Branch.

11 Responses to “Star F*ckers”

  1. FledTheAsylum Says:

    I’m hoping that David Caruso will consider a run.

  2. Pink Lady Says:

    Re: 1. FledTheAsylum

    I loved his bare ass in NYPD Blue.

    /what about dennis franz?

  3. Out of the Office Says:

    Mr. Big for Mayor

  4. Boddhisattva Says:

    Re: 1. FledTheAsylum

    No man named Horation will ever be President of these United States.

  5. Boddhisattva Says:

    Re: 4. Boddhisattva

    Horatio, either.

  6. domeobserver Says:

    “Is anyone going to tell them that he isn’t in the race?”

    That’s why it’s a campaign to draft Fred Thompson, just like campaigns to draft Noriega or whomever to run against Cornyn.

    From Burka: “Patterson cautions that these signatures are not endorsements but rather an encouragement for Thompson to run.”

    http://www.texasmonthly.com/community/blog/paulburka/2007/04/better-fred-than-dead.php

  7. Lefty Says:

    Shouldn’t it be Star Fu*ckers?

    /The carpet pissers did this?

  8. NOITALL Says:

    I’m all for Fred Thompson. But Susan Dey probably is more electable. She’s supported by the “Partridge Family” and “L.A. Law” wings of the party. She’s also easy on the eyes.

  9. Don't Mess w/ Pink Says:

    Partridge Family theme song!

    http://www.bussongs.com/songs/partridge_family_tv_theme.php

  10. Pink Lady Says:

    Re: 8. NOITALL

    David Cassidy. Hot.

    /so what am i so afraid of

  11. DCat the Bureaucrat Says:

    Ooo! Ooo! Is Susan Dey running?!?
    She was my first celebrity teen crush.

    / I was 46 at the time.