Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) is fighting for his so-called political life against Democratic challenger and state treasurer Bob Casey. Like many Repubicans in tight races, Santorum is focusing on the issues which matter most to voters — the economy, the war in Iraq and the huge mushroom cloud that will blanket the earth if Democrats are elected.

The latest Santorum attack ad features airborne missiles, a mushroom cloud and the stark faces of North Korean, Iranian and Houstonian terrorists next to Casey’s photo. The ad’s message? “We just can’t take a chance on Bob Casey.” In other words, if elected, Casey will obtain weapons of mass destruction in order to destroy the human race, but not before he legalizes the copulation between homosexuals and farm animals.

The latest poll shows Casey at 54 percent, compared to Santorum’s 38 percent. Obviously the Pennsylvania electorate consists of adulturers, pedophiles, polygamists and Capitol pages with questionable morals.

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