Battle of the Bulge
Poor Mitt Romney. He picked the absolute worst week to officially launch his presidential campaign. Politics 101. You never, ever want to compete with a congressman’s weiner-schnitzel and a former presidential candidate’s wiener-indictment. Yes, Romney announced yesterday outside of the Mormon Tabernacle that he will indeed seek the presidency, preempting that of his evil doppelgänger. If Romney and Rick Perry cross paths on the campaign trail, it will be bad, kind of like if you cross streams with someone else’s proton pack.
Meanwhile in the ongoing case of the bulging boxer briefs, the college student who was sent the disturbing photo is speculating for no apparent reason other than to pose for a New York Post photo shoot that it was meant for porn star Ginger Lee. Although Lee denies ever meeting Anthony Weiner, one of her tweets tells a different story:
Clearly I’m missing the appeal of this guy. He looks like a nerdier version of whoever you think is a nerd. I mean, sure. Maybe it’s a little odd that Ginger Lee runs a website called Touch My Weiner but it seems harmless enough. Just a semi-delusional woman stalking politicians to snap their photos and post on her blog. IS THAT SO WEIRD?
June 3rd, 2011 at 9:27 pm
“Just a semi-delusional woman stalking politicians to snap their photos and post on her blog.”
Where’s the link to a few of those pictures? Some classics, if memory serves.
June 6th, 2011 at 6:28 pm
I’m too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my shorts…I’m too sexy for my tweets, too sexy for my tweets. I love to tweet in my committee….in my committee
http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/06/06/new.york.weiner/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
June 7th, 2011 at 10:41 am
That guy is HUGE…no way he’s a demo-crank!