Almost Super
Apparently hanging out with small children for a week is not good for your bronchial pathways. My self-diagnosis is whooping cough or walking pneumonia. Either way I’ll be blogging from a bubble over the next several weeks. (Yes, I’m fully aware that I gave up complaining for Lent. But I’m only human. I invite you to list your many physical ailments, including but not limited to bunions, in the comments.)
Tonight marks the all-important Arizona and Michigan primaries. Since I’m unable to leave the couch, I suppose I’ll be watching the results as they come in. Despite Santorum’s surge, I expect Romney to win Michigan. If you need any further convincing, Kid Rock has endorsed Romney and even performed at one of his rallies. Nothing says family values like a former boyfriend of Pamela Anderson’s who has been arrested for DUI and involved in a lurid sex tape.
February 28th, 2012 at 12:01 pm
So..Kid Rock’s music is NOT the most annoying thing about him? Who knew.
February 28th, 2012 at 12:45 pm
“…involved in a lurid sex tape.”
Has anyone ever been involved in a staid sex tape?
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February 28th, 2012 at 3:04 pm
How many kids did Santorum spawn?
February 28th, 2012 at 1:27 pm
I don’t have bunions, but I have this really virulent athlete’s foot that flares up a couple of times a year that I got on a cross country Amtrak trip a decade ago. It was fun in a retro sort of way, but you have to either stink for the whole trip or wear wellingtons in the showers and use bottled water on you feet.
Oh, and I’ve also got this intestinal thing where I vomit when St. Surge talks about religion — or anything else pretty much.
February 28th, 2012 at 4:21 pm
It pains me that Rick Perry is still the Governor and the legislature would rather spend $200 Million on medicaid births over the next 2 years than allow family planning clinics to provide cancer screenings and contraception.
I don’t know if that qualifies as a physical ailment, but it hurts.
February 28th, 2012 at 9:03 pm
Dang – my cable just crashed. I’ll just have to finish my “take a shot at the democrats” game next Tuesday. Everytime a pundit says democrat, you toss back a shot of your favorite adult beverage (or cough suppressant/decongestant)
February 29th, 2012 at 5:12 am
I don’t go to doctors or dentists who have a picture of themselves posing with Ronald Reagan, or some other Republican luminary. The dentist who hurt me the worst had a signed picture Ollie North hanging on the wall. I did’t see the photo until I was leaving in pain.
February 29th, 2012 at 7:20 am
Certainly seems that Santorum and Romney suffer from cerebral flatulence.
February 29th, 2012 at 9:03 am
I guess Perry should have had Kid Rock’s endorsement rather than Ted Nugent’s.
Kid Rock rocks. Romney not so much.
February 29th, 2012 at 3:17 pm
But the really sad news today is that you didn’t make the Statesman’s top ten list of social media mavens.