But what if our bastard child is 4 years old? Are you going to lump us all into the same tent? You have to draw the line somewhere about what is “inappropriate” and given that I knocked up my mistress 5 years ago should give me some immunity from your judgmental rants!

Can’t wait for his statement in front of the microphones with wifey beside him. Maybe he will just serve his time and then pull a “Leaving Las Vegas”.

I’m just impressed that there are still Republicans that sleep with other women without paying. I thought the GOP had turned into the Vitter/Craig party…

I’m two for four, so I can’t say too much.

/but I bet ole Vito wears a big flag lapel pin

And I didn’t get thrown out of the DC bar where I got shi*tfaced drunk.

/So I’ve got that going for me

Damn, republicans sure know how to make a police mug shot look good.

/All right Mr. De Mille, I’m ready for my close-up.

Wow, a guest post. Its about damn time. Hey where’s coyote mercury…he should be out of school any day now.

Re: 7. treehugger

What are you saying?

Re: 6. West Texas Hillbilly

Practice makes perfect

Why does this have to happen? So early in his career, and he’s already bursting into flames. It’s so much more fun when they manage to keep this crap under wraps for a couple of decades, get some seniority, leadership and respect, and THEN burst into flames.

Re: 10. Occam’s Steppin’ Razor

Oh, he’s flaming alright.

Re: 8. Pink Lady

Its like every guest poster was keeping their distance during your, uh, troubles…some sort of HRC disease restriction.

/Incoming!

Reflecting back on when my time came, I can’t say I enjoyed the elementary school carton of milk or the orange we had for breakfast at the Travis County Jail. However, the plastic mat and army blanket for sleeping in the middle of the concrete cell floor were much appreciated.

Don’t look at me. The only thing he’s done that I haven’t is get elected to Congress. Way to go Vito! I’ll buy you drink tonight at the regular place. Just tell your wife you had to pick something up at the grocery store.

OK, I’m not as bad as Vito. You can’t blame a guy for having a dream. I’m just surprised his mistress wasn’t a mister. He is a Republican after all.

She USED TO BE a mister. One of those classy New Jersey chop shops took care of his (now her) junk.

Re: 5. Pink Oilman

I’m just relieved none of those hotlinks pointed to my blog.

There are TWO women desperate enough to breed with this guy?? He must be stinkin’ rich. Poor little bastards must have eyebrows like handlebar moustaches and a 5 o’clock shadow already.

Re: 13. Chilicook

You got a mat and blanket? Sounds like the Hilton. I sat on some Brazos County concrete while some guy in our cozy cell of two dozen slept on about six mattresses. As I recall, I gave him my breakfast too, but that’s all the givin’ i gave.

Re: 3. Red (Mike)

that’s what I was thinkung

/closet adulterers for mccain??

Pretty soon every possible questionable behavior will be innoculated for, and Charles Manson can realize his life-long dream of running for Congress.

Re: 21. Harold

Manson, aspiring to be as evil as the VP?
He has a long way to go.

Where’s Tom Hagen when you need him?

-Put

Have we finally come to the point were lying, cheating, sleazy hypocritical behavior a al Gov 5K Johnny Spitzer, Sen. Men’s Room Craig, or Rep. Boys Gone Wild Fessella is no longer a scandal, but a prerequisite for office? Call me crazy, but I like to think out of a nation of 300 million we could at least find 500 people who aren’t ready to be cast as guests on the Jerry Springer show to sit in positions of power. *sigh*

Re: 24. wyocwby

But you’re dead meat if you’ve got a crazy-assed preacher…

Re: 25. whiskeydent

I put crazy assed preachers in the Jerry Springer casting call camp *shudder* With Congressmen gone wild, Rest Stop Governors, and presidents who have access to nukes but can say “nuclear”….what we need is someone with sense, direction, and great taste in pant suits…..