I wondered what was up with that. I got two emails per service.

PL, there is an instrument available that will get you in touch with any friend, immediately in many cases — and if not immediately, then via a short voice message — and all you have to do is punch in 7 to 10 numbers! And if you choose to communicate in writing and not by voice, you can do that too by using those same 7 to 10 numbers, and send the same message to a whole group of people! It’s amazing! I’d say even revolutionary!

I’m going to send you a note by post before you lose all contact with the real world.

What was the password to that international prostitution ring again? Send it to my facebook account via twitter. Oh, you need to set up a Second Life account.Screw it, just call me.

I totally just added you as a facebook friend. SWEET.

I don’t believe you. I can’t find you on any of those networking sites. :)

When you send these things out, like twitter, could you please follow up with a note to say, “I don’t know what this is. Come help me figure it out and we’ll fuck it up”.

Twitter, from what I’ve been able to figure out, is a site for people who really think others care what they are doing. If you find another use, please let me know and I’ll gladly log back in, use it, and even change what I’m doing.

You know, since I’ve been watching TV, drinking and masturbating for almost 48 hours straight.

I prefer faxes. But the U.S. mail will work in a pinch.

I’m in with Perry’s Mollycoddler as soon as I can get over there and log in.

I wondered why you joined Twitter but haven’t posted anything new yet! I would argue that Twitter can be quite useful. One guy used it to tell his pals that he got arrested in Egypt and they were able to get him outta there.

And then there’s me, posting about wishing I had chewing gum available.

I still have almost 200 followers, and I think only a third of those are spammers. =)

/Here’s you on Twitter - sorry I can’t help w/ yr password.

Re: 7. eliz nee BB

That’s an awfully strange picture of Eileen. One eye is much larger than the other.

I grabbed a Twitter account early just to be sure I had a good, easy username in case it became important. Failed to do that for Myspace…but I do have my name domain!

There’s still just no substitute for having your name and phone number scribbled above the uninal in the mens room. But don’t worry, it’s still there.

Re: 9. eliz nee BB

Try “iheartboxwine”

Y’all are all f*cking doomed. Remember the Nigerian guy (or was he Ethiopian? or both?) that needed the money? Well, he used all the money he made to set up all these networking sites. First he got your money, now he wants you mind.

Whether it’s public knowledge or not, Google owns all of those sites. Google is already reading all of your gmail emails and chat conversations and monitoring ever website you visit, so

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fuck it. You might as well have fun “networking” while The Man is watching you.

Re: 15. LegeBoy

If Google, or Dick Cheney for that matter, is reading all the bullshit on Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, Blogs, Gmail, etc…then we’ve already won because they’re the biggest dumb*shits of them all. Do you have any idea how much useless bull*shit is being digitally transmitted these days?

As for the really good stuff, it’s the hackers vs. the hackers on that. None of what I write measures up. But, remember, if you do ever want to run for President, then Google can nail your ass if you were a dumb kid, and the hackers got you if you become that important.

Yep, gotta just be able to keep a secret the same as in the old days.

Re: 12. Harold

Favorite bathroom grafitti

I f*ucked your mother

Below it in different chalk:
Go home dad, you’re drunk

Re: 10. Don’t Mess w/ Pink

It’s those cr*appy webcam lenses that do that.

http://twitter.com/BarackObama

Barack Obama has almost 28,000 followers on Twitter. No wonder you’re resisting.

I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS PERSON.

Re: 15. LegeBoy

I knew I liked you for a reason. It was difficult to put my finger on it for a while there, but …. now you’re speakin my language.

Yeah, I got the Twitter come-on about ten minutes after I got the LinkedIn appeal. You must be just uploading your entire address book into those sites. How fun for you.

I want to get LinkedIn with you, but I think I’ll pass on being Twittered.

At least we all know you’re married.

Pink Lady, you want to feel better? Look at the crap Julia Louis-Dreyfus gets when she posts on Arianna’s blog…http://www.huffingtonpost.com/julia-louisdreyfus/a-point-of-clarification_b_99915.html

join the sidekicks friends network…..Jingles, Mr Green Jeans, Ed McMahon,they are all there for you…..

/no Dionne Warwick

typineg w/o glasses again….wondr wgar I wrote…..

re: 21 Credentials

“They like me! They really like me!!”

In unrelated events, On MTP, BHO just declared himself the underdog… OK, fine I still watch, occasionally.

Granted, I’m a lurker and really haven’t commented much but I did send you a couple emails when I first rolled into town so why didn’t I get an invite? :-p

Re: 27. rabbit

Who is this?

It’s almost 2 am and I should be asleep but some how stumbled upon your blog. The post is brilliant and funny - I’ll be back to read more! Thanks for giving me a giggle - I really needed a good laugh.

Re: 26. LegeBoy

I’m glad somebody still watches. I’m usually just coming home at that hour….

So where’s your Facebook profile? I feel the urge to throw chickens (or politicians) at you, challenge you to a game a Scrabulous and otherwise waste my valuable time.

I just Friended David Gregory. Rowr.