Thursday
May 1
May 1
03:34pm by Pink Lady; General
If your significant other / husband / wife / boyfriend / girlfriend / f*uck buddy / object of stalking were to give you a free pass to spend a night in the “fantasy suite” (Bachelor lingo), which celebrity would you give your key to?
As I posted at Poll Dancing (follow me there! follow me there!), when Hillary was asked who her fantasy date would be, she chose Abraham Lincoln. I said it was probably because of his formidable Lincoln Log. (OMG! LOL! I can’t wait until Mike Levy orders me to take that down!) Isn’t it kind of sick to pick a dead president?
Other than that, Mrs. Clinton, how was the sex?
If I had to pick a dead president for the fantasy suite, I think we all know who that would be. And I’m not talking James K. Polk…
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Joey Burns (of Calexico)
If there was one dead president who deserved a lap dance, it was FDR.
/too soon?
“If I had to pick a dead president for the fantasy suite, I think we all know who that would be. ”
Jeb Bartlett?
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The more interesting question would have been to ask Mrs. Clinton who she thinks Bill Clinton would be sleeping with if she gave him a pass.
Menudo, circa 1984. All 8 of them.
Re: 5. Lurkette
cultist……….. semi el dorado….tsk tsk…….
/did I leave out the ‘n’
Re: 2. JohnCornyn’sBoxTurtle
You spelled that wrong. S-i-c-k, not s-o-o-n.
/Having fun with the dashes tonight.
2. oh JCBT —
brilliant.
Surely getting Polked wouldn’t be the worst thing ever.
If I Barbara Walters got to pick any politician for the fantasy suite, it would be Senator Edward Brooke. Oh wait.
Re: 5. Lurkette
Belinda Carlisle and Jane Wiedlin, also circa 1984. Both of them.
/We Got the Beat
Re: 3. Scooby Dooby Doo
Who?
Maybe one of those $10K a night hookers if she looks like a young Julianne Moore with freckles and preferably green eyes. If we’re doing mail order, might as well check all the boxes. The chick dancer from the original Riverdance is pretty hot also. See Spot.
A dead president?
Elegiría a Eva Perón. Pero preferiría Salma Hayek.
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Re: 13. treehugger
You did not just say Riverdance.
Re: 15. Pink Lady
Cloppity clop cloppity clop clop .
What video do you watch over and over with the precious nieces, Aunt Drinkie? In 1995 my choices were Barney, 101 Damnations, or Riverdance. So we’ve got the idiot dinosaur puppet, Cruella DeVille, or Jean Butler. I made the choice any Dad with a pulse and a brain would make while having quality time with the 5 year old daughter.
/Cloppity
//Clop
///Red hair and freckles
The vst right wing conspiracy had it right, Hillary does want to Fu*ck Republicans
Paula Abdul. Cuz I dig smart, strong women.
Re: 12. double tonic
Come on now … Bartlett, West Wing … but he isn’t dead. Of course, in the dream world in which I reside, he is still president.