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Thursday
Apr 17
Holy Perestroika!
01:30pm by Pink Lady; General

Vladimir Putin is leaving his wife Ludmilla for a 24-year-old former gymnast named Alina Kabaeva.

And…the girl has the same birthday as me.

Who is Alina Kabaeva?

24 Years-Old: Born May 12, 1983 in Tashkent, Uzbek SSR, Soviet Union

Kabaeva is known for her extreme natural flexibility. She stands at 1.66m (5′4) and weighs 48kg (106lbs). Alina is Russia’s most successful rhythmic gymnast to date, and is also one of the most decorated gymnasts in the history of rhythmic gymnastics.



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1. Pinkoilman
posted April 17th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

You may share a birthday, but her knees do not appear to be freakishly small

2. Shriz-noat
posted April 17th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

Tappable.

3. Pink Lady
posted April 17th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
http://www.inthepinktexas.com

And I thought my downward dog was impressive.

4. lush
posted April 17th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
http://www.showlush.com

Re: 1. Pinkoilman

Her knees might be the only thing I don’t find freakish.

5. West Texas Hillbilly
posted April 17th, 2008 at 1:58 pm

She’s got her head up her ass if she likes Putin.

6. LegeBoy
posted April 17th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

Just how long is the history of rhythmic gymnastics?

Is that anything like rhythmic gyrating?

Perestroika? Judging by that picture, I’d say she’s the one doing some Soviet restructuring.

If Putin wants to drop his wife for a 24 year-old gymnast, then So-viet!

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!

7. Robbie
posted April 17th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
http://www.urbangrounds.com

You’re only 24-years old? Awesome.

8. Big Air
posted April 17th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

And she’s a member of Russia’s Parliament.
Obviously a girl of many many talents.

9. Chilicook
posted April 17th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

The rhythmic method?

10. treehugger
posted April 17th, 2008 at 2:40 pm

She won’t be half the wife that Ludmilla was.

11. whiskeydent
posted April 17th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

In that position, Putin prolly thinks she’ll also make a handy rod holder on his fishing trips. Oh, wait…

12. potted meat
posted April 17th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

Re: 6. LegeBoy

great play on word.

/time for vodka

13. Commie Pinko
posted April 18th, 2008 at 6:08 am

Well I have to give Putin a lot of credit myself. To marry a girl with her handicap. Imagine having to walk around everyplace you go on your hands and eating with your feet!

14. ftwsteve
posted April 18th, 2008 at 9:00 am

Putin is a model for men all over the world.

15. Lefty
posted April 18th, 2008 at 9:34 am

I’ve been racking my brain for a good glasnost joke but I can’t think of one.

/Just thought I’d share my pain

16. Prince Royal
posted April 18th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

This is evidence of how Putin is so much more powerful than Bill ever was. Don’t you know that he would have done this (done it every 5 years) if he thought the ‘merican people wouldn’t care? The Russian people do care, they are just too scared to say so…

17. LegeBoy
posted April 18th, 2008 at 11:13 pm

Re: 16. Prince Royal

debbie downer much?

18. potted meat
posted April 19th, 2008 at 7:30 am

Re: 15. Lefty

you thought you were tongue- hanging out, I mean , tongue tied before…….

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=560278&in_page_id=1811

19. Credentials
posted April 22nd, 2008 at 3:03 pm
http://www.dallasnews.com/trailblazers

Re: 6. LegeBoy

So … you’re just going to sweep in and steal ALL the one-liners?!