Wednesday
Apr 2
Apr 2
03:05pm by Pink Lady; General
While campaigning in Pennsylvania today, Barack Obama announced that he would give Al Gore a “major role” in his administration, particularly in the areas of climate change and global warming. Notice he didn’t say “leading a task force on obesity.”
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DAMN, girl’s gotten fat. What’s Al been eating, carbo fuels? His Nobel Prize? His butt is so big, he could probably singlehandedly save the planet from acid rain. Also, I hear he’s an emasculating b*itch.
(But then, no one pays attention to men’s looks.)
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Saw you at the Annie’s List luncheon yesterday. Looked like you peed yourself again dear.
Oh and Ellen Goodman absolutely ROCKED!
Gore who??? Screw all that “news.” Dean says Florida will be seated at the Convention. Let me be the first to declare: “HRC WINS!!!!!”
OK, maybe that’s pushing it, but it’s still a huge break for the campaign. Should be interesting to see how they work out apportionment.
Re: 2. LegeBoy
He said he would support anything that both candidates agreed to. So, how do you think that will work out?
Re: 3. Wallflower Jr.
With HRC getting what she wants and BHO and his supporters crying about it, ad nauseam.
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Al looked much better in Earth tones…
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Re: 5. Thurston Howell III
I also think he’s frosting his hair.
I DID NOT PEE MYSELF IT WAS THE WATER.
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Hey hey hey…It’s faaaat Albert. Okay, I’m sorry, that’s just mean.
All jokes aside…is it just me or has Al just gone plain creepy/weird since Florida 2000? I miss the old adorkable Al…these days he looks like that weirdo on the bus whose eyes keep going helter skelter. I keep expecting him to show up at the DNC Convention with a nuke strapped to his body, holding the city of Denver hostage until congress signs onto Kyoto.
Re: 2. LegeBoy
Easy LegeBoy, don’t blow a bladder.
Al Gore in the administration is a better option than Bill Clinton returning to the White House.
The climate change deniers are having a cow over this right now. Their heads may explode while trying to decide between BHO and not-conservative-enuf McCain. I wonder how BHO’s Illinois Big Coal buddies are liking it?
Re: 9. treehugger
What I can’t figure out about the climate change deniers (my father may just be one) is who cares if it is or isn’t changing? We can conserve and be less wasteful just for the sake of doing the right thing!!!! AARGH. (extra punctuation, like the all caps, indicates my exasperation with these TOOLS.)
Lay. Off.
Even with the weight gain, he’s still better looking than Warner.
/You’re going to start deleting my comments, aren’t you?
Re: 8. West Texas Hillbilly
No kidding, man. Legeboy, you’re going to blow out your o-ring you keep that up.
But go ahead and get excited, tell yourself that it’s all a “huge break” for the campaign. Try not to be too embarassed that it takes an act of desperation and rule-breaking for her to get to that “huge break” and please enjoy it while it lasts.
By “huge break” I mean “not huge at ALL.”
BHO supporters aren’t crying for shit. Both those states could be seated and it wouldn’t help her enough.
Remember kids: Sayin it don’t make it so.
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Re: 9. treehugger
Still, isn’t it a slap in the face to offer a Cabinet post to someone who has already been a 2 term Vice President and believes he’s been elected President once already?
At least if Al has a capbinet position someone in the Obama White House will have some experience.
Obama is going to get his ass handed to him by the establishment the moment he steps into the White House.
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Re: 11. double tonic
You are CRAZY. Mark is GORGEOUS.
Re: 3. Wallflower Jr.
If they must agree, it’s dark days ahead
/ I don’t think you could get the two of them to agree that today is Thursday
Re: 13. wyocwby
A slap in the face to whom? The people who wanted him to be president and in fact elected him the first time around?
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Re: 17. Lurkette No, I think GW has that bitch slap covered. I was thinking it would be a slap in the face to Gore. Kind of like being offered the post of dog catcher after you’ve been the Governor.
Re: Fair & B I think you’re right there…it would be like Jimmy Carter and the Peanut Farmers all over again *ugh* Thankfully, they’re seating the FL delegates.
Re: 13. wyocwby
I post in the cabinet is better than 2 buckets of warm piss.
Re: 8. West Texas Hillbilly & 12. Lurkette.
Trust me, I know having Florida counted does not translate into a win. Words written on the Internets tend to lose their contextualitizationocity sometimes.
THE CAPS and over punctuation !!! were my attempt at humorously inferring that the campaign NEEDS something to get excited about, and this is definitely big at a time when all signs point to certain doom.
For someone who has been an HRC supporter from day one - OMG I just typed “day one” w/o even thinking about it; I’m clearly a sock puppet - I hate that we have to rely on Florida and Michigan to truly be back in the running, but I’ll take whatever I can get right now.
Re: 12. Lurkette
BTW, I don’t like your tone, young lady.
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Re: 21. LegeBoy
Give her some room, she’s on her final final.
Re: 22. Pink Lady
Are you kidding? She’s never on her final final. At least not that I’ve ever seen. She has the tolerance of a … welll … I can’t think of anything to compare it to. It’s a wondrous thing.
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“(But then, no one pays attention to men’s looks.)”
Ever even turned on right-wing radio or TV? Even once in a blue moon? The typical comeback to something Al Gore says is “he’s fat”.
Maybe Gore will get the next Supreme court appointment?