Sep 28
Vice President Dick Cheney will be in Houston for a fundraiser next week, employing his natural charm to help Republicans hang on to Tom DeLay’s seat.
The national Republican party is donating close to $100,000 to the write-in candidacy for Councilwoman ‘Dr.’ Shelley Sekula-Strayhorn-Gibbs, who is running against Nick Lampson in CD 22. But first, she needs to teach voters how to write in her name. No, her first name ain’t baby, it’s Shelley. Ms. Sekula-Gibbs if you’re nasty.
The money will go toward a ‘get out the vote’ campaign which, in Houston means a ‘keep out the minority vote’ campaign. Cheney will speak at the fundraiser, and has threatened to shoot anyone in the face who does not pony up at least $10K. I hope he means with a gun.
Although GOP Chair Tina Fish Benkiser had claimed that the national party would put up $3 million, that money has not materialized. “In politics, you don’t run on promises, you run on what you have in the bank,” Sekula-Gibbs said. “And, thanks to Tina, I got nothin’.”
Sekula-Gibbs said she was “delighted” when she heard about Cheney, and has promised to pop his whiteheads free of charge.
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Shelley is gonna give Miss Jackson Lee a run for her money by playing to the press. She was shamful yesterday at City Council where she used the death of HPD officer Rodney Johnson to get camara time and pop off about undocumented immigrants. Instrad of trying to heal the city she opens her racist mouth and bashes immigrants.
SHAME ON YOU Miss Shelley Sekula Rodriguez Strayhorn Sanchez Gibbs
“natural charm’ …. I love it! Thanks for the giggle, PL.
“…and has promised to pop his whiteheads free of charge.”
That’s just grody.
Dr.’ Shelley Sekula-Strayhorn-Gibbs. One Tough Overbite.
Someone call hyphen busters.
You’re particularly feisty this morning. I like it.
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Re: 3. Bill Ding
“grody”? What the hail are yous? An Aggie? I havent heard that word since 1978!
Texas A&M ‘78
Corps of Cadets Company L-2
Re: 4. Don’t Mess w/ Pink
She does have quite the set of choppers. GRODY.
I still don’t know if she gets the vote if someone writes in “Skeletor.”
I’d love to hear Harry Carey trying to read her name backwards.
/ok so I”m old
Re: 5. treehugger
What about those feminazis who can’t even bother to hyphenate, much less take their husbands’ lawful names? Huh? HUH, EILEEN SMITH?!
Re: 11. The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton
You go and stand in line at the social security office just to change your name and then go over to the DMV for a new license!!!!!
It’s the least a good man can do, since he won’t have to squeeze a bowling ball sized head out of his body.
/it’s because I’m married
Re: 11. The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton
Why should Eileen want to go around being known as “Fred?”
Re: 12. Lovecow2000
It’s a man’s name either way.
And I thought we weren’t talking about bowling balls and what Texans may or may not mistake them for on this site anymore.
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Re: 13. Don’t Mess w/ Pink
He likes being known as Mr. Pink Lady.
/who wouldn’t?
Re: 8. Pinkie Swear
Grody . . . to the MAX.
Re: 5. treehugger
Hilarious!
Re: 11. The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton
The Hyphenating Feminazis would be a good band name.
Re: 18. treehugger
Only if it read like this: The-Hyphenating-Feminazis
Thee-Hyphenating-Feminazis UK
“promised to pop his whiteheads free of charge”
Upchucking my dinner………..this one did it
Re: 20. The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton
Perfect!
I thought they banned heavy metal in Denton– doesn’t old fart dick armey still live there?