Apr 13
I would have reported on this sooner, but I was in Gwinnett County, Georgia, investigating reports that a 26 year-old social studies teacher had organized a game of naked laser tag with three of her 14-year-old students.Now this is more like it: skanklicious teacher boffing lucky teenage bastard, version 27.0. And this one is a backwoods hottie, instead of a Sasquatchian nottie. Actually, the porking in question is not recent. Former elementary school teacher Pamela Rogers, 28, had served six months in jail for doing a 13-year old former student. She was arrested again, for allegedly trying to contact the ‘victim’ via her MySpace.com profile. (Note: Not only did the author type quotation marks around the word victim, he also stopped typing, made air-quotes with his fingers while saying ‘victim’ out loud, and rolled his eyes.)
Rogers’ mistake, of course, was not realizing that the only people who might actually read her MySpace profile, besides herself, are cops, looking to bag the next John Wayne Gacy. If you’re over 30, and never heard of MySpace.com, imagine a conglomeration of millions of blogs, all with a readership of exactly one. Everybody is shouting “Look, look, it’s me.” Absolutely no one is listening.
Ms. Rogers cleverly threw the authorities off the trail by pretending to be from France. It worked for the Coneheads.
MySpace has recently come under fire for fostering an online community where narcissistic, exhibitionist Gen Y-ers can get hit on by aged perverts. I caught some of a recent news program/fret-fest about MySpace. It was a classic television news hand wringer: “Our next segment is about something we barely understand, but nonetheless, we will now use it to freak out middle Americans. Because of the children, you see.” The crux: the Internet(s) are not completely controlled and regulated. Damn you, Free Will. (Note: The author stopped typing and shook his fist while yelling, “Damn you, Free Will!” The author’s dog was in the general direction of the fist shaking, asleep, and raised his head from the floor as if to say, “Free Will? WTF? I thought you named me Eli.”)
I propose creating a cabinet-level position to fight the War on Teacher/Teen Nookie. For the cause, I’ve compiled a list of helpful profiling questions, which of course, we won’t officially be doing:
- Does she share a first name with a character in Urban Cowboy or Coal Miner’s Daughter?
- Has she ever said, “Have you seen the new crop of 6th graders? Yum.”
- Does she stridently oppose NAMBLA because of it’s sexist exclusion of women?
- Does she always fast forward through The NeverEnding Story to get to the scenes of Atreyu riding his horse?
- Has Tickled Pink recently applied for a teaching certificate?
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“It worked for the Coneheads.”
Brilliance.
Shake your fist at me again, and somebody’s gonna be cleaning a pile of my “free will” out of their pillow.
Was her ‘Balling’ icon meant to be ironic?
http://www.waepoint.com/blog/talkpoint.htm
“NAMBLA: We’re not killers!”
/no “air quotes” were harmed in the making of this comment
I know for a fact that Tickled Pink has not applied for her teaching certificate, mostly because she’s not married.
Residents of McMinnville, TN are blissfully irony-free.
I am so sick of teens being labled as “victims”!!!!! When I was 14-17 I knew what I was doing and held accountable for it. Maybe if you are 8-12 years old I can understand that ones mental abilities are limited. But claiming a 16 year old is just a victim of nasty under-sexed adults is stupid. If that teen murdered someone, he/she would easily be tried as an adult.
GiM, sounds like you have your eyes on a kiddo and don’t want them called a “victim.” That’s natural enough, just don’t forget to show your NAMBLA card to the cops when they come to say hi. It’s like a get-out-of-jail-free card.
Out of curiosity, if you’re reading this Right of Texas, what’s the hardcore republican stance on teacher/teen-gentleman-caller relationships? Great or greatest relationship?
Screw you BlackIsTheNewPink. You show us your stupidity and ignorance when you attack me and not my point. Let me spell my point out more simply using smaller words that you might understand.
A teenager has the right and an obligation( http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/obligation - I linked this rather large word to a dictionary for you Black) to tell adults “NO!” if they do not want to engage in sex. Contrary to what you might know or understand Black; teenagers are indeed in control of their own bodies, thoughts and actions. By making them all victims of evil adults, they grow up not understanding that they are the ones in control of their own lives, not others around them.
If you need additional help with this rather deep and important concept Black, let me know and maybe I can link some websites for you, if not, fuck off.
I just died a little inside.
Black, sorry to come on so strong but nothing, I mean nothing makes me madder than a wet hornet, than being associated with pedophillia. Right-wing christian nazi groups use that argument all the time keeping us from adoption or the fostering of children. Quite frankly, I rarely voice my opinion about teenage sexual responsibilty because of the very response you came back with. Quite honestly I sometimes curse God almightly for making me gay - it’s a very difficult life in a conservative world. Have a nice Easter.
These stories about teachers (particularly hot, not-so-bright teachers) offering up a little student love are GREAT. Keep ‘em coming. I can consume mass quantities.
We don’t need no education. All in all its just another dick in the wall.
seriously . . .don’t you need a college degree to teach in Georgia? Did she not go to college where she can practically trip over the men diving in front of her? I mean . . .is there a drought there?
damn, she *is* hot.
GIM, teenagers are not and have never been of the right mind to make responsible decisions about sex. Hell, even most adults can’t do that.
http://www.rightoftexas.blogspot.com
She is better looking than the other teacher in Florida…
without a doubt.
lurkette,
You’re a dirty girl, ain’t you?
Here’s a pic of the 3 blonde teachers arrested over the last couple of years.
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8384/teachers4jq.png
Now that it’s out in the open, I’ll second the motion - she is hot. Looks a little sedated in the cuffed pic though.
She’s just slightly disgusted the arresting officer wasn’t much younger.
http://what-the.squarespace.com
If any changes to education in Texas are to come from this special session, I think providing incentive pay to teachers who are “hands-on” (oh yeah, I brought the air quotes baby!) with their students should be a top priority.
Sounds like “special education” to me
In my day, Sex Ed was definitely less reality-based. Pity.
The biggest loser in the new reality-based sex ed coursework is the forgotten banana industry. Who will speak for the bananas?
The problem with Sex Ed in the public schools is that the classes focus on biology and completely ignore technique. This results in millions of teenagers having crappy sex.
#18. Yes, yes I am. But it’s only because I’m not married.
I support the War on Teacher/Teen Nookie!
Maybe the President will appoint Harriet Myers and Nathan Hecht to head up the war on Teacher/Teen Nookie.
guys … add her as your friend today, then you tot can comment on her page:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=70781886
*l. o. l.* … that should have been “too”
Freudian slip?
“first of all, my hero is jesus because he endured all of the crap that people and haters did to him without trying to retaliate and be vengeful. he is truly the savior of us all….”
well … jesus does love the little children, all the children of the world
Red and yellow, black and white,
All are precious in her sight
Never in my life have I seen a red and yellow child. Nor a black and white one.