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Wednesday
Mar 8
02:54pm by Pink Lady; Governor Watch

Kinky Friedman and Carole Keeton Strayhorn are collecting signatures faster than that damn ‘Clean Water Action’ volunteer who stops by my house at least twice a day. NO I DON’T WANT TO CONTRIBUTE. I LIKE DIRTY WATER.

Last night, as I was switching channels between KXAN and TNT, I saw that the Kinky campaign was partying at Star Bar. And you thought only thirtysomething losers trying to pick up cosmetically enhanced honeys went there. That place was overtaken by college kids (minus the Burnt Orange Crew) sporting ‘Why Not Kinky’ t-shirts. Then, as the clock struck midnight (the only time Independents are allowed on the Capitol grounds), 200 or so Kinky folks headed over to the Capitol wearing ‘casual dress.’ Oh, R.G., you’re too kind. Just say it. They were wearing shabby chic minus the chic.

Strayhorn and Friedman need to collect 45,540 signatures to get on the ballot. This isn’t as easy as it sounds. They need to be VALID signatures (there goes half of the supporters) and they have to be registered voters (and the other half).

Plus they have to have voted for Nader.



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1. JohnCornyn’sBoxTurtle
posted March 8th, 2006 at 3:09 pm

And the sign says “Long-haired Kinky people need not apply”

/I like Star Bar
//I’m a thirtysomething blogger
///damnit

2. Pink Lady
posted March 8th, 2006 at 3:29 pm

You’ve got three strikes against you.

/Hang out at Longbranch
//Don’t tell anyone you’re trying to impress that you blog
///Please don’t use profanity on this site

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posted March 8th, 2006 at 3:42 pm
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4. laura
posted March 8th, 2006 at 4:11 pm

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posted March 8th, 2006 at 4:14 pm

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Most of our readers are ex-prostitutes.

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Ex? Did I not get the memo? When did we quit?

8. Dont Mess w/ Pink
posted March 8th, 2006 at 5:13 pm

I was gonna say … many of us are still prostitutes. In one way or another.

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It’s hard out here for a pimp.

400 people Laura? Take it up with the Chron, man.

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Then she pimp slapped me. She only did it because she cares for me.

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