Friday
Oct 21
Oct 21
01:22pm by Pink Lady; Social Hour
At his courtroom appearance, Fugitive, Dead Man Walking , The Accused Tom DeLay enlisted the protection of two bald bodyguards to… deflect from his own baldness. (See “bald spot,” “back of head.” ) Not even the best toupee could hide it.

Ron Heflin / Associated Press
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I’m sorry, if anything, DeLay’s hair is non-descript. His wife, on the other hand, has that, “I give up on ever being sexy again” thing going. What the heck women of this blog? What is that? Do you start doing that the same day you start going to the old lady section at the department store to buy clothes?
Usually the clothes are shapeless jumpers with kittens on them, worn with a turtleneck underneath, of course.
(Apologies to those female readers who are, right now, sporting a shapeless kitten jumper with matching turtleneck.)
Yes, the spiky-sideburns/bangs thing is way overdone. But they do make a nice evil-looking couple don’t they?
re #1 i think that’s a chicken-or-the-egg situation.
I dunno’ … what is it about bald bodyguards and weirdos?
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Don’t forget that Dr. Phil was a kind of bodyguard for Oprah during that West Texas Cattlemen trial. Is it so they can slap ‘em on the head?
At least she’s not wearing a patio dress.
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Did you mean for the title to be “Hair today Goon tomorrow”?
that first guy looks like a guv’s guy
i think delay is wearing a mask. That is the same smile he wore in the mugshot. Maybe he laid down after the botox and his face got stuck in that position. At least he is not campaigning in the courthouse like another elected official did a couple of years ago.
“At least she’s not wearing a patio dress.”
I bet she owns several though. And didn’t they used to be called “house coats?”
Its Friday beetches!
Look. at. that. tie.
This dude is so bad they freakin brought Kojak back from the grave to make the freakin collar.
“I give up on ever being sexy again� ?
I thought it was the “I’m more sexy now and I’ll sleep with anything that’s bald and Phat”
Even though I suspect he’s going to walk, I’ll always remember this particular “perp walk”. It might be the last time we get to see him. I understand he thinks Austin might be too liberal for a fair trial. We even have a suspected Democrat judge! Who was it that called us a “blueberry floating in a bowl of tomato soup”; Molly Ivans?
She’s a dead ringer for Rue McClanahan (aka Blanche).
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Rue McClanahan. Dead ringer.
DeLay’s lawyer donated more money to Dems than the judge! So should DeGuerin recuse himself??
http://thinkprogress.org/2005/10/21/delay-lawyer-smears… /
Oops try this link…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2005/10/23/delay-demands-new-judge-b_n_9364.html
DeGuerin also said that moveon was selling t-shirts that had Delay’s mugshot (false) and that Smooch was on Square Pegs (probably false).
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