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Friday
Oct 21
01:22pm by Pink Lady; Social Hour

At his courtroom appearance, Fugitive, Dead Man Walking , The Accused Tom DeLay enlisted the protection of two bald bodyguards to… deflect from his own baldness. (See “bald spot,” “back of head.” ) Not even the best toupee could hide it.


Ron Heflin / Associated Press



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1. The Other Guy
posted October 21st, 2005 at 2:07 pm

I’m sorry, if anything, DeLay’s hair is non-descript. His wife, on the other hand, has that, “I give up on ever being sexy again” thing going. What the heck women of this blog? What is that? Do you start doing that the same day you start going to the old lady section at the department store to buy clothes?

2. Pink Lady
posted October 21st, 2005 at 2:15 pm

Usually the clothes are shapeless jumpers with kittens on them, worn with a turtleneck underneath, of course.
(Apologies to those female readers who are, right now, sporting a shapeless kitten jumper with matching turtleneck.)

3. Dont Mess w/ Pink
posted October 21st, 2005 at 2:22 pm

Yes, the spiky-sideburns/bangs thing is way overdone. But they do make a nice evil-looking couple don’t they?

4. lurkette
posted October 21st, 2005 at 2:40 pm

re #1 i think that’s a chicken-or-the-egg situation.

5. a little texas zenshine
posted October 21st, 2005 at 2:42 pm
6. The Other Guy
posted October 21st, 2005 at 2:50 pm

Don’t forget that Dr. Phil was a kind of bodyguard for Oprah during that West Texas Cattlemen trial. Is it so they can slap ‘em on the head?

7. Smooch
posted October 21st, 2005 at 3:11 pm
8. Smooch
posted October 21st, 2005 at 3:12 pm

Did you mean for the title to be “Hair today Goon tomorrow”?

9. Anonymous
posted October 21st, 2005 at 3:13 pm

that first guy looks like a guv’s guy

10. trekrider
posted October 21st, 2005 at 3:18 pm

i think delay is wearing a mask. That is the same smile he wore in the mugshot. Maybe he laid down after the botox and his face got stuck in that position. At least he is not campaigning in the courthouse like another elected official did a couple of years ago.

11. Dont Mess w/ Pink
posted October 21st, 2005 at 3:44 pm

“At least she’s not wearing a patio dress.”

I bet she owns several though. And didn’t they used to be called “house coats?”

12. He-Man Sox Slayer
posted October 21st, 2005 at 3:50 pm

Its Friday beetches!

13. texxas redd
posted October 21st, 2005 at 4:29 pm

Look. at. that. tie.

14. cacafuego
posted October 21st, 2005 at 5:36 pm

This dude is so bad they freakin brought Kojak back from the grave to make the freakin collar.

15. socrature
posted October 21st, 2005 at 6:02 pm

“I give up on ever being sexy again� ?

I thought it was the “I’m more sexy now and I’ll sleep with anything that’s bald and Phat”

16. FastPacket
posted October 21st, 2005 at 10:08 pm

Even though I suspect he’s going to walk, I’ll always remember this particular “perp walk”. It might be the last time we get to see him. I understand he thinks Austin might be too liberal for a fair trial. We even have a suspected Democrat judge! Who was it that called us a “blueberry floating in a bowl of tomato soup”; Molly Ivans?

17. Pink Lady
posted October 23rd, 2005 at 5:37 pm

She’s a dead ringer for Rue McClanahan (aka Blanche).

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/apr05/golden_040505_big.jpg

18. Pink Lady
posted October 23rd, 2005 at 5:39 pm

Rue McClanahan. Dead ringer.

19. Nobody’s Baby
posted October 24th, 2005 at 12:33 am

DeLay’s lawyer donated more money to Dems than the judge! So should DeGuerin recuse himself??
http://thinkprogress.org/2005/10/21/delay-lawyer-smears… /

20. Nobody’s Baby
posted October 24th, 2005 at 12:36 am
21. JohnCornyn’sBoxTurtle
posted October 24th, 2005 at 7:20 am

DeGuerin also said that moveon was selling t-shirts that had Delay’s mugshot (false) and that Smooch was on Square Pegs (probably false).

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