Supporters of the state constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage are getting a *little* paranoid. Must be all that crack they’re smoking.

According to the Statesman, they’re worried that gays in Texas are planning to ILLEGALLY BUS IN out-of-state gays to vote against the amendment.

Glen Maxey of No Nonsense in November: “That (prospect) is the most ridiculous thing on the planet… (those people) are smoking crack.”

Rep. Warren Chisum, top crack-smoker, is the sponsor of the amendment.

Chisum: “Maxey’s going to do that; he’s going to reach out to them and explain to them what they can do. All they have to do is get down here and register to vote. And I suspect they’re going to furnish addresses for them. That wouldn’t be hard to do. . . . (You could) stuff ballot boxes with people who are not legitimate Texans.”

Stuffing ballot boxes? Why, Chisum, such LANGUAGE!

But folks at the Texas Marriage Alliance aren’t threatened. John Colyandro, one of the group’s consultants, said that he “can’t imagine that taking place.” And then he went back to pounding out license plates in the Big House.

Each side is trying to solidify its base before the vote in November (read: “rally the crazies” ).

Kyleen Wright of Texans for Life Coalition told the Statesman that she’s afraid that gay marriage could lead to legalized polygamy.

Meanwhile, I’m afraid that heterosexual marriage will lead to more of this.

Ed. Note: I received a new hard drive for my laptop. It’s like getting a new computer! Because you don’t have any of your old data! Passwords - forgotten. Email contacts - deleted. The novella I’ve been working on for 3 1/2 years? Gone. So, if you’re one of the ITPT email subscribers, I’m trying to transfer data off my old hard drive. And by “trying,” I mean bitching about it on my blog as opposed to actually doing anything
about it.